Your name is Vriska Serket and you're 9 sweeps old. Due to UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES, you're well alive and breathing. Your fondness for spiders and pirates is still thriving. You also haven't abadoned your PERPOSTEROUS INFATUATION for Nicolas Cage either. You are sure GLAD to be alive once more.

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M!A STATUS: none!

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jacknoir:

vriskasertits:

jacknoir started following you

Wh8t th8 f8ck d8 y8u th8nk y8u’re d8ing here?!?!?!?!

…offing some kids. the fuck does it look like i’m doing.

Take your shitty 8usiness else where!